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Dear wickedly good-looking new subscriber,
Hang on one second…
Did you hear that?
That was the sound of one of my meticulously trained flying monkeys dropping an email into your inbox
WHAT? IT’S NOT THERE YET?
(Sigh, can someone check on George, please? It’s always George.)
As I was saying you should be receiving your welcome email shortly and for the next few days I will personally show up in your inbox at the same time each day. So make a cuppa and don’t be late.
In the meantime, if you want to, you can pick up my latest book on Amazon here. (CLICK ME)
Tips hat, I’ll be seeing you shortly,
P.S. Yes, you can assume George is fired.